COPPER RACCOON

A raccoon touched one copper cable and immediately became an on-chain commodities expert. Nobody asked him to. Nobody can stop him.

REAL COPPER*

probably

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HE FOUND A WIRE.

Normal raccoons steal snacks. This one steals abandoned copper and questionable market share.

Not good finance. Not bad finance. Raccoon finance. Completely different department.

Every dent is bullish. Every cable is inventory. Every night is a board meeting.

CURRENT RACCOON INVENTORY / UNAUDITED

1 RACCOON

99.9% COPPER VIBES

0 BUSINESS LICENSES

∞ TRASH CANS TO INSPECT

WARNING: RACCOON MAY BE OPERATING HEAVY METALS

THE ONLY EXIT IS THROUGH THE SCRAP PILE

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